Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Miss Guy de Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

Sydney, what do you got on the docket for me today? What do you got? I'm ready to learn. I got my thinking cap on. I got my stinking cap off.

I don't even know why I bought it. Honestly, it seems like you're going to get a lot of use out of a stinking cap, but I didn't even think through it.

Well, when you go into Spencer's, you hate to leave empty handed.

Yeah, that's true. And my drinking cap, that's my back pocket because the week is just around the corner.

But for right now, my thinking cap is on. And my shrinking cap has not been invented yet. I have some diagrams. I'd like to say here.

Okay, let's just...

Dr. Zelensky and I have made a lot of progress on the shrinking cap.

Let's just do this episode of Saubones.

That sounds like a good start. Let's do that.

So there's a lot of stuff going on currently, event-wise related to medicine.

But we've done episodes on most of that stuff. So I know we got some emails like you should talk about Ivermectin.

There is an episode on Ivermectin. If you'd like to listen to that, it does not treat or cure COVID. Please do not take it for COVID.

Please do not take a horse medicines ever for anything.

Ever.

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