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Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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On today’s episode, Christian Wilkins kisses his teammate, Davis Clarke poops blood, and David goes to the dentist. Will traces his back problems to his days of high school rowing, Liam is convinced that ring camera alien footage is real, and Andrew steps in for Emily with a tale of a pedophile train conductor. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY.Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO https://rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	Binder's gone.
0:32.2	Wait. Oh, sorry.
0:34.1	Yeah, finish your, nothing.
0:37.1	It's like I'm rushing to eat it now.
0:41.3	Will, hurry.
0:45.1	I've been getting in bed at 10, maybe 10.30.
0:49.0	I can't sleep longer than six hours.
0:51.2	It's insane.
0:52.5	That's how much you get up?
0:53.8	Six. Jesus. It's insane. How don't you get up? Six.
0:55.3	Jesus.
0:56.4	It's insane. Dude, look at my sleep.
0:59.5	Fucking crazy.
1:00.9	And I got to put in on my, I got to put in my journal for yesterday.
1:04.3	Believe it or not, I, I just didn't have coffee yesterday.
1:10.6	Sorry, everyone.
1:11.9	This is so embarrassing.
1:13.5	No, I got to be honest, your sleep patterns mean less than, uh, uh, homeless shit to me.
1:22.2	I gotta be real frank with you on this one.
1:25.1	I don't give a, I don't, not a cell on this one. I don't give a... I don't...
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