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Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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We recorded this one at 7:40 AM and it shows. There’s FIFA meltdowns with Falbo, childhood puking trauma, and weapon fantasies. Will is nursing a mysterious foot injury, Liam wants to buy a gun, and Emily reveals her past as a college vape kingpin. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIND MUG ROOT BEER AT YOUR LOCAL STORE OR BUY IT WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR GROCERIES. CHECK OUT https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR PAWS ON SOME MUG. Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FRIDAY! #trueclassicpod Find Death Wish Coffee Near You: https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/pages/friday?utm_source=almost_friday&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=rtd DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 (01:40) - We're Tired (06:54) - Puking (12:30) - Will's Foot X-Ray (15:04) - Pissing Falbo Off (18:34) - The Hidden (22:29) - Hashing Things Out (25:38) - Harry Potter Reboot (29:59) - Would Liam Be Able To Rob Binder?! (33:53) - Liam Wants To Buy A Gun (41:05) - Robert Pattinson's Batman in DCU (44:49) - Swamp Thing (47:37) - COTW? (50:51) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	Not the sock.
0:34.1	Not our asses being here at some 40 a.m. to record.
0:40.7	Can we just do an episode where we do like mystery science theater and Liam and I watch porn?
0:46.1	What's mystery science theater?
0:47.7	It's where those guys sit in the, it's, you, there's a movie, and it's these comedians
0:54.3	And you see their silhouette at the bottom
0:56.4	Like they're at the theater
0:57.4	And they just comment on it the whole time
1:00.1	Dang it through the hole my fucking sock
1:02.5	Oh God
1:04.1	I swear
1:06.1	Sometimes the trials and tribulations
1:08.1	That Liam goes through
1:09.3	I don't know how you do it man Me either man the trials and tribulations that Liam goes through.
1:13.4	I don't know how you do it, man.
1:14.9	Me neither, man.
1:16.0	Seriously, if I was you,
1:18.5	I would have killed myself a long time ago.
1:19.3	I hear you.
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