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Podcast: The Ride

Haunted Mansion 5: Hatbox Ghost

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Comedy, Leisure

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

It's our annual jaunt through The Haunted Mansion! And this year it's all about the legendary Hatbox Ghost. His short-lived stint in the mansion, why he got the axe, and his exciting return.


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0:00.0

Forever!

0:02.3

Dog!

0:05.1

Warning, the following hauntcast is part...

0:08.0

Playful spooks have interrupted our yearly tour.

0:12.6

A pranky spirit has detained us and demanded an entire episode to himself.

0:18.9

Kindly remain subscribed as we explore his legend, his triumphant return, his hat, and an even

0:26.3

spookier ghoul named Jared Letto.

0:30.3

Please enjoy your two-hour intimate look at the Hatbox ghost.

0:35.0

It's Haunted Mansion 5 on Hauntcast the Fright.

0:57.3

Does everyone know what to do?

1:00.2

You fucking don't.

1:01.0

You don't again.

1:01.7

I'll do it.

1:03.1

Seven weeks.

1:04.4

No one did.

1:06.6

I'm the only one who does the assignments.

1:29.0

I remember what we're supposed to do at the top of the episodes. And this one's important, guys. Yeah. I think you really let J.C. down, not Jesus Christ, James Cameron. James Cameron. Because we need to honor that it is seven weeks until Avatar the way of water. Yes. And here's what I'll tell you. I got in the car and I said, you know what you're going to do?

1:25.3

You got to listen to the end of the episode. I swear this is right. I got in the car and I'm listening to the end of the episode. I got distracted by something. I started driving. I said, oh, Cromio has a new song. And I completely forgot. I forgot to listen to the end of the episode. You really listen to that than your own voice, definitely.

2:03.5

No, I understand in general, but I had the, I was leaving ago, the last thing you have to do for research for the episode is listening to the end of the episode. Completely lost it. Listen to the new Chromio song, which is good. Great. And then I, I fucked up. This is what happened. My name is Michael Carlson. well no it's not it's Michael Ns Michael Madsen there I gave it the umph thank you I'm Scott Grave Digner yeah over there's Jason Skeleton yeah I'm here um I was just

2:09.7

mostly focused on like all right yeah leave a little early so you can get a cup of hot coffee it's

2:14.0

too cold too cold this morning for ice coffee so you have ice coffee in the fridge but my friends I've got to go somewhere for hot coffee. It's too cold, too cold this morning for ice coffee. So you have ice coffee in the

2:18.8

fridge, but you got to go somewhere for hot coffee. I've been thinking about this for seven weeks.

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