This is a headgum original.

What do I feel like doing?

I know. I'm going to review.

Review. Review.

In song.

At night when a mirror is sleeping.

And Horowitz saws wood with his snores.

Single podcast is recording.

Content to be slightly abhorred.

It's a snapshot of the average existence

of people who just want to help.

But the hosts on this show are so insistent

on making fun of people on the

voices stuck in my head ringing

and I don't know what I listen for.

But perhaps I should thank them for one little thing.

10% off white purplay.

Screw it, I'll leave one star for the guests that they feature.

And another for the goofy names they make.

A third for the scenes, a fourth just for a knee and a fist,

because I admit that it's true.

I love reveal real you.

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