When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a phantom of night that has no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the land, thou shalt find here no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arom.

Into a house and to enter thou not, through all things break through, thou not. We are protected that we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, Creeps Peepers, Roberts and Annabels. I'm Dan.

Hi Dan!

Hello. I'm Lindsay the Crystal Queen.

Okay, the Crystal Queen today. Nice. It's not that you aren't normally that, but you don't normally announce yourself as that.

Well, I've decided today is a new day.

Feeling regal today?

Well, actually I'm feeling pretty spooked, so I got a... I was just over here doing this, I was doing my protection spray, I'm not saying the opening cantation right now.

Okay.

I used to say it along, and I think I... that was not a great idea.

Oh, so it made you more freaked out?

Yeah, I kinda don't wanna talk about it, but a little scared lately.

Oh, okay, well, you'll be getting more scared here soon, but first a couple of announcements.

Okay, what you got?

A new Scared to Death Mask in the store, if you want to or have to mask up, you don't wanna wear something disposable or boring. You can spoop it up at BadMagicMurts.com.

How much do we love the word spooked?

I go back and forth. I think you like it more than me, but everyone's on my... I'll throw a little spooked in there.

I just think it's dumb, which is why I love it.

Thanks one last time to all of our Annabelle's and Roberts for helping us give 12,500 to the March BadMagic Productions charity, the USC Show Foundation.

So link in the episode description, if you'd like to learn more, a quick live show reminder.

Do tell.

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