Haunted and Horny (Picard S1E6)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
When Picard sets his goals to boarding The Artifact, there’s no telling what may trigger him next. But when Narek finds out that guided meditation is the way to Soji’s “mind” it’s time to crack your knuckles and open the dream journal. Does Locutus sign autographs? Can Raffi’s charm effect warp drive? What are Borg floors made of? It's the episode that asks for permission, moments too late.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Portland, we know you get made fun of a ton. |
| 0:04.4 | That you're a hipster paradise that's all IPAs and overpriced heritage workware and |
| 0:09.2 | vegan strip clubs. But we know what you really are. A big old city full of nerds. |
| 0:14.4 | And what do nerds love? Star Trek jokes. |
| 0:17.6 | That's why we're bringing the Sherry embarrassment tour to the Alberta Rose Theater this week. |
| 0:23.0 | That's right, we're coming back to walk over your bridges, admire your stumps, wear your |
| 0:27.7 | nikies, and in return give you an evening full of belly laughs about Star Trek |
| 0:32.2 | 5, the Final Frontier. |
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| 0:50.4 | This is Anne Magnison, Admiral Clancy on Star Trek Picard, and you've got the sheer fucking |
| 0:56.9 | hubris to listen to the greatest discovery! |
| 1:00.8 | Captain! Library. Contact Welcome to the Greatest Discovery, a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the |
| 1:25.0 | Greatest Generation. I'm Ben Harrison. I'm Adam Prannica. This is a strange record Adam. You're recording not from your house but from John |
| 1:36.6 | Roderick's house. Right. Yeah, is that why I I sound so much more authoritative? |
| 1:42.0 | I'm ready to bullshit you now Ben. Oh wow. |
| 1:48.1 | Boy I can't wait. Your house is all packed up. |
| 1:53.0 | It's been a real couple of weeks and it's all coming to a point, like just about now actually, is when everything is happening. |
| 2:02.0 | All of these months are ending in the next hour or so. |
| 2:07.5 | It's great timing by us. |
| 2:09.9 | This is how great podcaster made when one of the hosts is at the apex of his stress. |
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