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Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast.

If this is your first episode, consider going back to an earlier podcast.

To familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast.

Because I reckon, I think this week's episode might be a bit weird.

I've had difficulty finding a home for the podcast this week.

I've been having trouble finding a space to record and I'm in Limerick.

So as you know, I spend most of my time in my office, in my office where I record this podcast.

I have a magnificent office with a window that can look out.

It's a perfect place for writing, for researching, but as of late, actually turning on my microphone

and trying to record that's been difficult because there's been a number of distractions.

The first distraction, of course, is the seagulls.

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