Closing Reflections on The Seagull Thesis

The Blindboy Podcast

Blindboyboatclub

Arts, Philosophy, Art, Fiction, Factual, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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A minute by minute critical analysis of the emotions I felt following a false accusation of not flushing a toilet after defecation

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0:00.0	Here we are. A couple of pints.
0:02.4	Great. Neck oil, yeah?
0:03.8	As requested. So, what did you get up to this weekend?
0:07.4	Well, funny story, actually. I befriended this panda,
0:10.4	discovered he had a beautiful singing voice, taught him out to harmonise.
0:13.3	We got a record deal, went on tour, went platinum in Basingstoke,
0:16.3	then broke up due to creative differences.
0:18.4	Right. So that's why there's a panda giving you the finger from across the street then.
0:22.3	That's right, brother.
0:23.4	Stick your neck out.
0:24.7	Beavertown.
0:25.6	Never normal.
0:26.5	Visit drinkaware.com.uk.
0:27.9	UK.
0:28.0	Enjoy Beavertown beer responsibly.
0:32.6	Dull the bulbous ulcer with the fuzzy buzzsaw, you crumbly altans.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast. If this is your first episode, consider going back to an earlier episode to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast.
0:47.3	If you're a brand new listener, you can even go back to the start.
0:51.3	Even though this podcast is almost nine years old, I'll find that new listeners
0:56.6	actually begin at episode one. I get messages each week. I get messages from people who feel upset,
1:04.9	that they've caught up, that they've finally caught up, that they've binged this entire podcast
1:10.3	nine years of it over the course of a year, and now they've finally caught up that they've binged this entire podcast nine years of it over the course of a year
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