Haul Out the Halloween

Deck The Hallmark

Deck the Hallmark Podcast

Hallmark Christmas Movies, Comedy, Tv Reviews, Christmas, Hallmark Movie Review, Hallmark Christmas Movie Review, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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It’s time to Haul out the Halloween!Scott from Christmas Morning joins Bran, Dan, and Brian to break down the latest movie in Hallmark’s wildly popular Haul Out the Holly franchise. ABOUT HAUL OUT THE HALLOWEEN New, Halloween-obsessed neighbors inspire residents of Evergreen Lane to haul out their spookiest costumes and décor to become EverSCREAM Lane.

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0:00.0	This is a Bramble Jam podcast.
0:10.7	Hi, I'm Brian, and I love Hallmark Fall Movies.
0:15.1	I'm Brian, I like Hallmark Fall Movies.
0:17.5	I'm Dan, and I despise Hallmark Fall Movies.
0:20.8	I'm Scott from Christmas Morning, and Halloween is just an unfortunate speed bump in the road to Christmas.
0:26.0	And this is the Deck the Homeark Podcast.
0:28.9	Deck the Hallmark gets his podcast.
0:33.9	Blanin and Friends host his podcast.
0:36.9	We hope you like this jolly podcast.
0:46.2	I just don't know, Scotty.
0:49.0	I don't know.
0:49.7	I don't know if I can stand with you on this, Scotty.
0:53.5	It's on brand for what we do, Brandon. It is. Yes. Yes. I don't know if I can stand with you on this, Scotty. It's on brand for what we do, Brandon. Yes. It is. Yes. But I don't really hate Halloween. Fair. Fair. I, I've come to really love Halloween. This is that, well, when you have kids, like, our kids are just so contagious with Halloween. It's crazy. I even did outdoor decorations this year. I saw that. What
1:11.2	you think about it? Just a little something. It was like, yeah, I was, I kind of was shocked that it was in between. That was my thought was I was like, I've never done it before. Bigger or like, you know, I just got a skeleton on the front porch call it a day. Well, I had to buy things. Yeah. I can't, I can't buy hundreds of dollars of things.
1:28.6	I got a spider web.
1:29.8	I've got lights on my porch.
1:31.4	I've got lights on my porch. Yeah. I've got some flood lights onto the house to make it like purple and stuff. Very spooky. And then I got a UFO inflatable. Yeah, that was the thing. I think it was the double take of like, what is the alien? That's an alien.
1:44.7	That's a UFO.
1:45.5	A classic Halloween alien. It's a Halloween alien because aliens are a little spooky. I feel like Halloween, if you celebrate it right, it's exactly the amount of time that you should be doing. You should be celebrating Christmas. It's a month. That's right. Two months. That's just wrong. For like October 1st, you go really hard.
2:01.8	Like we don't put any pumpkins up until October,
2:03.9	but you get really hard.
2:01.8	Like, we don't put any pumpkins up until October, but you get the skeleton out.
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