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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

And I'm Mia Marchant.

And today's topic is hats.

Hats?

Faced a cat?

Hell yeah.

Oh, my...

The hat I can see in my bedroom.

Hold on, I'm going to put the hat on.

Oh, wait a minute.

I have hats, too.

I'll be our back.

I also have some hats.

Okay, I'm going to narrate for you wonderful people, the hats.

Fantastic.

Okay, so Jackson is sporting what I think is technically a fedora. Now, not the kind of trilbies that you would have seen back in the days of yore. But it's like a... No, no, ma'am. It's not quite wicker. What's that one? The plastic. It's like Hessian? No, what do you call it? Oh, no. Not, oh. My hat has my name on it. That's so cool. I'm going to grab a hat. My cousin made it for me. Okay. Okay. Mia is wearing a wonderful, like a cap, I suppose. Yeah, it's a burgundy. Absolutely. me, can you recall what this kind of hat is? What hat am I wearing? Is it a fedora? I can't see it very well. Yeah, it's like a fedora, but it's made of like basket material. We're trying to figure out what the basket material parts called. You know, we? I like as well. I don't know. Yeah.

It's hard to say.

It's a mystery material. Cass has thrown us all out of the water because she's wearing a snail hat and it's just the most adorable thing in the land. I'm going to have to take my hat off because it's going to give me hat hair and that's going to be bad. Yeah. My hat, well, I have to put it over the top of my headphones and that's uncomfortable.

What are you trying to do, Cass? Trying to achieve something. I wanted to take a screenshot of us all in our hats. Oh, no. Okay, here, I'll put my hat on. Yeah, I'll put my hat back on. I'll put my hat on over my headphones. Yes, there you go. There we go.

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