Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyss as you can see, I'm wearing a black turtle neck today, and as every single person in this recording session has commented,

it reminds them of Elizabeth Holmes.

When can I wear a black turtleneck?

See, I just, you're not giving me Elizabeth Holmes right now.

You're like a saucy diva, not like someone who's currently in prison for, you know, defrauding health care of

thousands of people.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

Before I left the house, I was like, I'm wearing a black turtle neck and my hair looks kind of bad I am giving off Elizabeth Holmes vibes. Oh no you're much more I'd say like Bob Dylan beat. Okay you're being really nice right now. I'm trying to think analytically about when we can wear

fucking black turtle necks again and not have people be like Elizabeth Holmes. I say, God, I hope,

maybe when she gets out of prison she'll dye her hair and we can be over

this long national nightmare. I hope so. All right fun show today fun show even though

we do start with news that is kind of heavy. We've got a

positive update from the Supreme Court regarding the abortion pill. We have got a

rage-inducing update from Texas regarding whether or not exceptions to abortion

bands actually exist.

spoiler alert. They don't.

Not right yet.

And then, Lisa, what are your favorite guests?

Evan Kleinman joins us and you can hear her hot take on Egg Nogg.

And we also talk about how our retirees are really doing some good.

Amazing.

And then of course, a sandy petty for the ages,

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