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Haters Guide to the 2018 MLB Postseason

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🗓️ 4 October 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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BASEBALL!  YOU LIKE BASEBALL?!  WE TALK BASEBALL TILL YOUR BALLS FALL OFF! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

We're back. We're back. We're back. It's a dead cast. It's me, Drew, and that's Rod. Say hi, Roth.

0:17.6

Hi. We were not here last week. I was busy getting into a bar fight. I don't know about you, Roth, but I was just scrapping, just scrapping, getting in so many bar fights and just getting thrown out bars left and right, just crushing it. Yeah, I was having a pretty mild week, but then I went to Smith and Wollenski's with a beave and minor and a feaster.

0:38.8

And let's just say that things got a little bit heated and I lost an eye.

0:43.8

It was me and it was house and it was Jacko.

0:48.0

You know, bro's going to be bros, just fucking scrap.

0:51.1

By the way, I have literally never gotten into a bar fight in my life.

0:54.3

Have you?

0:54.8

No, when I've been a bar fight?

0:55.9

I mean, like, I think the closest I gained to it was I got a friend of mine to stop yelling at another drunk guy outside of a bar like 15 years ago. That's not bad. Which is fine, but it was basically like that was, uh, it was more like the Alec Guinness

1:11.9

Obi-One-Kinobi version of fighting, like me being like, like, you don't want to do this. And he was like, I don't want to do this. Like, it was not the idea of, yeah, it wasn't thrown hands. That's not what I go to fucking bars for, you know, it's never been. I got bounced from a bar once,

1:26.2

but that was for being rude,

1:27.2

and I didn't fight or anything like that.

1:28.4

Is that the same story that you told here

1:30.8

where you, like, snap your fingers at a bar chair? Yeah, yeah. I got, and I, I was in New York, I was in the East Village with my wife, and we were both drunk, and we were somebody home from a bar trying to get a cab. And some teen from like a, in like a pizza parlor, jumped out and scared my wife just to scare. He goes, blah. And she's like, oh my God. And I fucking raged. I went up to the guy. I stepped to the guy and I was like, you fucking do that again. I'll fuck kick your ass. Like literally the the old, literally the only time in my life I've ever been intimidating.

2:02.4

And he was like,

2:03.1

I'm really sorry.

2:03.9

Yeah,

2:04.6

you better have been. You better because I'm fucking big. And I, and I was like a glow after, like, we're in the, in the taxi with my wife. And I'm like, yeah, That's where I protected you.

2:14.2

Let's have sex.

2:15.9

Like you were like all you can do to keep your hands off yourself.

2:18.6

Yeah.

2:19.5

This fucking beefy man.

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