I know someone's out there.

Hey there, listeners, welcome to horror movie club, the show where two dudes who aren't

quite nerds, but not quite nubes.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

I'm Oshfin, and I'm on the phone with Brian.

And this week, we're going to be talking about the 2006 film Hatchet, written and directed by

Adam Green and starring Joel David Moore, Kane Hodder, Dion Richmond, and Tamara Feldman.

In this film, a group of tourists find themselves lost in the swamps of New Orleans and facing

off against a brutal killer on Mardi Gras.

If you're newer to our show, we're going to have a spoiler-free discussion up front where

we'll just talk about the background of the movie.

We'll take a quick break.

We'll play some music and then we'll come back, discuss the plot, the spoilers, and then

get into our review.

Brian, before we jump into this, any new Patreon subscribers to call out?

You know, I think we had one, but I've been saving them for the bigger episodes where people are more likely to hear their names called.

Oh, okay.

Good call.

Keep it in my back pocket.

Sounds good.

All right.

Keep it a secret until then.

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