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This is from Dylan.

Here, Hatdaddies.

I recently found myself being forced to move from the beautiful tax evasion country

called the Cayman Islands in which I was born to a city at the end of the world, Perth, Australia.

I've been warned of the wildlife there and I can't help but fear a spider crawling up my

ass during my sleep. How do you suggest I combat this fear and learn to love spiders with love Dylan?

Spiders um they terrify me, I'll be honest.

You don't need to be a friend of a spider

and learn to love them.

You just need to know how to defend yourself from them,

in my opinion.

How do you defend yourself from a spider Chris Trot? Have you played the game Rainbow Six Siege?

Yes, you know I have. Do you know the operator castle? Yes.

Yes. Have impenetrable bullet mounted material on all entrances to your home.

That way spiders can't enter.

I don't think that's true.

You have a safe space? No. What? No?

No? Spiders always find a way. I don't think I don't think shielding will ever stop a

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