I think of this episode...

You're eating and driving?

Yeah.

With my bark.

I'll be honest.

I'm drinking.

I've thrown away your silverware.

I'm not...

What?

I can't help that one.

Take it back.

What is going on?

Why?

Why? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous episode of the Fear

and podcast where we are all here.

We are on time.

Oh, yeah, and we are ready to rock. 32 minutes late, cutie. You're getting your pay docked. No, she's not. She is not getting her pay docking her pay. We should take. None of us dock anybody's pay. Hmm. What should it be? Nobody's docking anybody's pay. $100 every minute I'm late. No. All right. I want to talk to you. Then I'll just skip episodes. Because there's been a development in my life. So I now have to feed my Black Widow spider. Oh my God. I hate your Black Widow spider. It's like I'm not even. That's not the story. So every other day. Okay... Okay. Every other day, I drive to a pet store and I buy a cricket. Ew. Put it in a little bag. Okay. There is... Poor cricket. Yeah, why don't you get a pet cricket? Why can't you feed it like veggies or something? It's a predator. Yeah, but feed it like, I don't know, what's a protein that's not living? Soybeans. Feeded soybeans. Do you buy a live crickets or do you buy dead crickets? Just release some flies in there. That's kind of fun. It's just hard to find flies. Well, that, Marsh, I'm sure you could feed a Black Widow soybeans. No. Think about it. It's just hard to find flags. Hold on Mars. I'm sure you could feed a black widow soybeans. No. Think about it, well just, eventually it's going to cave and eat the soybeans. It won't even eat dead bugs. You have to have live bugs. So it's going to, it's going to die if it is... Oh, thanks, Grock. No, spiders do not eat soybeans. Okay. Okay, sorry,. So, but I'm in this one pet store all the time. And there's this really cute, nice parrot that lives there. You're going to eat, you're going to feed him the parrot. No. No, he wants a parrot. Rescue the parrot and then do a stream where I drive the parrot to Maya. Just want want to clarify a lot of people. That's not rescuing it.

You're getting it from a pet store.

But he doesn't want to be there. I know. It's really sad. It's sad. So he can't be rescued? Because he was... No. He can't be rescued. What do you mean? He can't be... Because hers... She's a real rehabilitation place.

And it doesn't need to be rehab.

You're buying it directly for Maya.

Yeah.

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