Hi, it's Daily Show correspondent Desi Lidic, and the moment you've all been waiting for has finally come.

Okay, maybe just the moment my mom's been waiting for.

I'm guest-tosting the Daily Show this week.

I'm taking on the biggest headlines in news, politics, and pop culture from the anchor chair.

Be sure to tune into the Daily Show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central,

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You're listening to Comedy Central.

Oh, everybody on my cement house.

And I'm on day two of Hosting the Daily Show.

I'm back, baby.

Listen, I'm not settling, settling, settling, settling, listening.

Listen, it stays like today that I remember what my old boss, John Stewart,

used to say to me,

Huston, please stop name dropping me when you tell stories.

And Mr. J. Stoom, we got a lot to talk about tonight, so let's get into headlines.

Let's kick things off with TikTok.

It's the app that taught me how to make spaghetti in a washing machine,

but it also gave me adult ADHD.

Look at my pen.

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