Hasan Minhaj and Ronny Chieng Roast The S**t Out of Each Other
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:41.0 | Let's get right into it. Where did COVID come from? Tell us. |
| 0:46.0 | What the f***? How the f*** did I know? |
| 0:49.0 | Why are you asking me by the way? I didn't do it. |
| 0:51.0 | We could be talking about the debt ceiling on racist Dilbert but of course you want to pigeonhole the Asian guy to do the COVID story. |
| 0:58.0 | Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm going to pigeonhole you. You want to know why, Ronnie? |
| 1:05.0 | Because when I was a correspondent I was pigeonholed. My whole was pigeon constantly. |
| 1:11.0 | That's disgusting. Yeah, it was. Any time there was a subway bombing they went to the Muslim guy as if I'm on group chat with ISIS. |
| 1:21.0 | My most viral clip on this show was a photo of me wearing a hijab next to John Stewart. |
| 1:27.0 | You understand? So yeah, the Asian guy has to cover the Asian story and it has to be funny and it has to be deemed comedically acceptable by Vulture.com. |
| 1:39.0 | Go. |
| 1:41.0 | Okay, first of all f***ing Vulture. All right, and second of all, why don't you talk about it? |
| 1:46.0 | You want to explain lecturing us about the world despite never having left America, right? Aren't you Asian too? You talk about it. |
| 1:52.0 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you said it yourself, Ronnie. You said it right here on this show that Indians were not real Asians. |
| 2:01.0 | Why don't you roll the tape? |
| 2:04.0 | Let's be clear. Indians are not Asians. Okay. |
| 2:09.0 | A lot of our Indians try to have it both ways by being Indian and Asian. Pick a lane. |
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