This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Three, two, one. Live from Los Angeles, I'm a French. It's the Ph.P. The Perez-Kilton. Podcast. We're my man. Chris Booker. It's Booker, baby. And a one and only world famous Perez. Perez. Perez Hilton. It's the PHP.

Hi, guys, welcome to the PHP.

I'm Booker.

Perez, not with us.

Perez is sick.

And if you've listened over the course of the past week, you know, he's been sick.

He's been online, crying about being sick.

He's sick.

We thought it was best for him to uh maybe just

uh sit this one out because when you think of solo entertainment news you think Chris

booker I know yeah we got a trove of things that we've talked about in the past on past

Patreon shows so I won't have a problem mustering up something to play for you guys. But just a couple of entertainment things. I may as well do that. Let me tell you how the morning started off, though. My plan was to get the wife to sit down and do this with me. And most of you know, she works for a television show, entertainment. She does social media. So she knows everything about all the stories.

So I was like, cool, I'll just fucking ask her, poke her brain a little bit, say some pithy things about

whatever stories out, knock out a show, 30 minutes in and out, great. However, 645 this morning,

I get up at 7. At 645, I hear hear her screaming like at the top of her lungs. Now,

I don't know what the hell is going on. I assume it's my dogs because I have three dogs. They

typically beef over food and it's food feeding time at 645. So I don't know if they're outside.

Like I said, I'm dead to the world sleeping. I just hear her screaming. I can't figure out if she's outside. I come running out of the bedroom. I go outside first. They're not there. I figure out she's in the living room, so I run to the living room. One dog is latched onto the other dog and won't let go. And it's like my pit on top of my

herder. And once she locks down, it's impossible to get them apart. And it's over food, of course,

and it happens. You know, you have dogs. They're two female dogs. They fight all the time. That's what

they do. But she, of course, got in the middle of it and the dog caught her in the wrist. So she's like, I have to go to the emergency room. And I'm like, I don't think you need to go to the emergency room. I said, I think you're going to be okay. She's like, no, this is a deep cut. And it's like on her wrist. So I'm like, okay, so she went down there and I guess she's

getting a tetanus shot and me I would have been, I doubt I even would have put a bandaid on it.

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