And now it's time for Who Smarted?

Pse, hey, Smarty Pants, today I'm coming to you from...

Shh! Quiet! No talking unless I say so.

But how can I host Who's Smarted if I can't talk?

Should have thought of that before you came here!

So, Mr. Narrator, you think you've got what it takes to survive the most famous, most notorious, most difficult to escape prison in American history, huh?

Wow, your tour guys really get into character, huh?

Just answer the question.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're asking me if I've got what it takes to survive? Where?

Smarty Pants, do you know the name of the most famous, most notorious, and hardest to escape prison in U.S. history?

Call out your answer.

Yep, I heard some of you say it.

Why, it's none other than Alcatraz.

And to answer your question, Mr. Big, mean prison Guard, yes, I can survive. Maybe. Probably.

This is part of the fully immersive private tour I signed up for, right?

Sure, it's all part of the tour.

And I'm your Big Meen Prison Guard tour guide, Alcatraz Al.

And one thing you should know about Alcatraz Al, is that he takes his job as a fully

immersive tour guide way too seriously. Gotcha. Well, I take my job as a trusty narrator very seriously,

too, which is why I'm here to learn all about Alcatraz. Like, was Alcatraz Island always a prison?

Where did it get the nickname, The Rock? Did Alcatraz have Like, was Alcatraz Island always a prison? Where did it get the nickname,

The Rock? Did Alcatraz have any famous inmates? And why is it known for being nearly impossible

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