Well, it's Friday. That's the good news. We've got to let to get to the written house jury day four of deliberations. That's not good news. I don't know what that's all about. We'll get to Kamala Harris. She's going to be president of the United States today. We'll get to Andrew Cuomo, more bad news. Alex Baldwin, more bad news. Joe Biden is just bad news. We got lots to get to. We'll get to Mayor de Blasio

and more. Let me just clear this up. I don't want to frighten everybody. Kamala Harris will be

president for how long, about a half hour, because Joe Biden's getting his physical. Right,

Joe Bartlett, he's getting a colonoscopy, and that means anesthesia.

That's right, a little sedation, yep.

And how long is it?

That's like a half hour, an hour?

Yeah, I would say no more than half an hour.

So for half an hour, she'll be president of the United States.

In other words, he signs over all presidential powers. This is normal when a president is going to be, uh, go under anesthesia

because his mind will be inactive and foggy. And that's why he has to sign over power. You can

already see the joke coming. I can hear it coming. Yeah. Yeah. So normally if you're going to be in the anesthesia, your mind will be all shot,

and that's why you signed the power over.

But apparently White House staff said to Joe Biden, you don't need to do this.

It won't matter.

So the reason for this is, and they didn't announce it ahead of time, and it wasn't even on the schedule, but today he's going to Walter Reed to get a complete physical.

I could just look at him and see he's a mess.

It may take a while.

Physical. Get a mirror. Look at look at you you look like a mummy you can't talk you can't think you're bumping into walls uh you're all white like a ghost uh i mean what's the physical all about

colonoscopy that's the last thing you start with the brain i just this checkup from the neck up

should take all day long did they say he's not getting a uh mental evaluation that that's all i

heard was that it will include a colonoscopy and there'll be sedation and kamala harris will

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