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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Ronny Chieng tackles the Trump administration shirking responsibility for a Maryland father's mistaken deportation to El Salvador, their aggressive media tirade invoking Osama Bin Laden, and Harvard's defiance of Donald Trump. Plus, Josh Johnson explains how Trump's power changes from Harvard to El Salvador.

Trump promised that under his presidency, the rest of the world would fear and respect America "like never before." Desi Lydic takes a look at how other countries are responding to his massive trade war with a little less "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" and a little more "F-U."

Emmy-nominated writer and comedian Nimesh Patel sits down to discuss his upcoming stand-up tour. They chat about the first time they met in the New York comedy scene, the importance of crashing out on stage, why his daughter is “the biggest tariff” he’s encountered thus far, and the well-known Indians of MAGA.

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:06.7

From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,

0:10.7

it's America's only sorts for news.

0:14.0

This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie T.

0:18.4

Thank you. Ronnie Chang.

0:37.8

Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang.

0:39.7

We got so much to talk about tonight.

0:41.9

The Supreme Court gets left on red.

0:44.7

Democrats are hitting up El Salvador for spring break,

0:47.2

and someone at Harvard does not like them apples.

0:48.5

So let's get into it. I'm going to come.

0:58.7

Yesterday was a big day in American history.

1:01.0

A group of women finally met society's expectations to weigh zero pounds.

1:05.1

And also, Donald Trump figured out that when the Supreme Court tells him to do something,

1:10.1

he can just ignore them, which is why I'm always saying the Supreme Court tells him to do something, he can just ignore

1:11.0

them, which is why I'm always saying the Supreme Court needs nukes, okay?

1:15.0

That's way more effective than that little hammer.

1:17.1

Because right now, it's been five days since they told Donald Trump to help bring back

1:21.2

Kilma Garcia after they, you know, accidentally deported him to the mega prison in El Salvador.

1:26.2

And it doesn't seem like anyone's in a rush to bring him back.

1:29.3

The Trump administration says it cannot return a Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador.

1:35.3

Trump officials argue that since Abrago Garcia is locked inside a prison in El Salvador,

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