This episode contains strong language.

Listener discretion is advised. I'm so glad you're here, Matt. I do need a little bit of help if that's okay. Yeah. I'm going on a first date and I've sort of run out of ideas. I need something cool, fun. Like I've made an effort, but it's also kind of cash. Yeah, you don't want to appear to have made too much effort. Exactly.

Okay, Vegas.

Does that just seem a little bit flash potentially?

Good point. Good for Maldives.

Two weeks in a luxurious water bungalow.

Paradise, all-inclusive, and you get to swim with reef sharks, turtles and stingrays.

I think for me that might be a little on the intense side.

What did you and your wife do for your first date?

We went down the week.

She've had a couple of pints of best and then had cabab meat and chips in the car park.

15th of May 2018.

Nottingham Cottage, Kensington Palace. Megan watches the seamstress at her feet,

placing pins in the bottom of her ivory silk wedding gown. She feels a rush of excitement as she

thinks of where she'll be in five days' time, walking down the aisle at St George's Chapel,

Harry, waiting for her at the altar.

She's brought out of the daydream by the buzz of her phone. Megan answers to the palace's head of

communications. Megan, why didn't you tell us about your dad? What about him? It's just broken on TMZ

that he had a heart attack six days ago and is in

hospital recovering. I thought you... No, that's not true. I don't know where they've got that from.

It came directly from an interview. He says he's not coming to the wedding. Megan feels sweat

bead on her brow as she hangs up. This doesn't make sense. Sure, things have been

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