Harry Potter: Why Didn’t Quirrell Just KILL Fluffy
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2024
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:14.6 | Why doesn't Quirral just kill Fluffy? |
| 0:17.3 | Hey brother! |
| 0:18.4 | Okay, so, you know what's always bothered me |
| 0:20.8 | is that in Philosopher Stone, Quirl, spends the entire year getting road-blocked by Fluffy, the Three-Headed Dog. |
| 0:29.6 | Which is saying something, as in some ways it's the most basic kind of defense just |
| 0:35.0 | giant monster standing on trapdoor in small room. What are you going to do? |
| 0:40.1 | When like the other challenges like the devil's snare seem far more challenging. |
| 0:44.9 | I mean it's not that hard if you know how to make fire, right? But like the keys? |
| 0:49.0 | I'm always kind of impressed that Quirl manages to complete them. |
| 0:53.4 | Harry is a star quiddish player and it still takes him, Ron, |
| 0:56.6 | and Hermione working together to catch a key |
| 0:59.6 | that is already injured, not only making it easier to catch but also easier to spot. |
| 1:04.4 | Like are we just assume Quirl is that good on a broom? I mean I guess he must be what do you think? |
| 1:10.8 | The chess I can give him a pass on I mean it's not that hard for me to believe that |
| 1:14.7 | the Voldemort is smart enough to defeat the board and the troll is of course |
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