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Hey, brother!

Let's talk about the Malfoy, shall we?

The name in rich, pure blood elitism.

Their name literally means bad faith, and they act like it.

I think my name's funny, do you?

It is such a shame that Draco is the first kid that Harry ever meets inside of the wizarding world.

Like, you were raised by these terrible muggles, you get rescued on the hut on the rock in the sea by a half giant who tells you you're a wizard?

I'm a what?

A wizard!

Only to find out that it's more of the same, but now with magic. My father is next door by my books. Momon's up the street looking at wands, said the boy. He had a bored, drawing voice. Then I'm going to drag them off to look at racing rooms. I don't see why first years can't have their own. I think I'll bully father into getting me one and I'll smuggle it in somehow. But one detail that seems to go unexplained throughout the saga is just

where all of this wealth actually comes from.

What's the use in being a disgrace to the name of Wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?

The thing is that Arthur is actually employed. Nara Zackendell, Lucius is just, you know, present.

Oh wait, no, that's what he gifts.

A gift on Draco's father.

But seriously, it's a little rich to be insulting someone else's job

when you're actively intentionally unemployed, you know?

Oh wait, no, I got that wrong. It's not a little

rich, it's big rich because the Malfoy's don't have some money. They are loathode.

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