Hey brother. Boy, oh boy you guys, we have recently created the video that explored the idea about

whether or not Petunia could have been a witch and all of the potential implications

if that had been true.

And I was genuinely blown away by all of the various twists and turns.

Like she Mary Snape leaves him, still ends up with Vernon at the end of the day.

Who could have seen it coming?

Not me.

But it did bring up a very interesting question

that I never felt like I properly gave due consideration in the past

because, well, quite frankly frankly it never really even seems possible

for Petunia and Vernon to potentially produce magical offspring. But when Petunia is a witch, all of a sudden it does seem that much more likely that Dudley

Dursley, aka Itildidikins, aka Big D, could have a little bit of

Hogwarts potential in him. Which then of course immediately brings to the surface a question that we must answer. If he did in fact attend Hogwarts, which house would he be sorted into?

And right off the cuff, I know what we're all thinking.

We're all on the same page.

It feels right as rain, clear as day,

fits like a glove.

Obviously, Dudley Dursley would be sorted into Raven.

I'm just messing with you, it's possible. No, just just no.

While Dutters might have some of the qualities for the other three houses, I think before we even dive in and try to like

sort him in earnest, we can rule this one out.

Nothing at all against, you know, Big D,

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