Harry Potter: What If The Weasley’s NEVER Won The Lottery?
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2023
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:17.0 | What if the Weeslies never won the lottery? |
| 0:21.0 | Hey brother! |
| 0:22.0 | Now it's not often that just sheer dumb luck plays a vital role in the overall story of Harry |
| 0:27.8 | Potter. |
| 0:28.8 | According to McGonagall, that's how they beat the mountain troll. |
| 0:31.7 | For sheer dumb luck. But personally I'm giving |
| 0:34.0 | Ron credit here. I mean he rose to the occasion. I do suppose there is that one |
| 0:38.0 | chapter though where Harry drinks literal lucky potion and discovers the |
| 0:41.9 | precise number of Baltimore's Horcruxes so |
| 0:45.2 | Hmm, but even then he still had to earn the potion to begin with but I guess even then it was sort of a coin flip as to who Slughorn handed that copy of |
| 0:54.8 | advanced potion making to so huh but but even then it is still magically |
| 1:00.3 | induced luck and still not even the luckiest thing that happens to |
| 1:04.6 | Harry in the series if you can believe it. In fact the luckiest thing that ever |
| 1:08.8 | happens for Harry doesn't even happen too hairy but instead instead to Mr. Weasley and the rest of the Weasley family. |
| 1:16.4 | It happens just before Harry's third year when the Weasley's win the Daily Prophet annual |
| 1:20.4 | grand prize galleon draw, which I wonder how you even entered that. |
| 1:23.6 | Like do you have to specifically sign up |
| 1:25.0 | or do you think it's just if you are a subscriber |
| 1:26.6 | of the Daily Profited all you're in? |
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