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🗓️ 9 June 2023
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | This show is sponsored by Better Help. |
0:01.8 | What do self-awareness, anxiety management, and healthy relationships have in common? |
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0:12.6 | slash super. |
0:13.6 | What if Neville Longbottom was the chosen one |
0:18.0 | instead of Harry Potter? |
0:20.0 | Hey brother, for the past couple of weeks we have been walking down the path trying to answer this question |
0:25.3 | and thus far the journey has taken some very interesting turns. |
0:29.3 | Neville is not quite the bumbling child, he usually is is but he is kind of socially awkward having |
0:35.0 | never left home at all before attending Hogwarts. |
0:38.7 | Nonetheless though he has still managed to make a best friend in the form of Harry Potter who having been raised by |
0:44.7 | serious black instead of the dursleys excels at pretty much everything including |
0:49.1 | owning a toad nobody owns a toad like Harry. Both boys have made it to |
0:52.3 | Hogwarts and were promptly sorted into Gryffendor and things have been going pretty well other than |
0:56.3 | Malfoy setting them up for a midnight duel which he just forgot to show up for landing |
1:01.4 | Harry in detention on Halloween where he's going into the |
1:04.6 | forbidden forest with Hagrid which I know sounds super spooky but it's not as |
1:08.4 | spooky as what happened in the castle on the night of Halloween when last we left our hero. The Chamber of Secrets was |
1:16.2 | open. Who opened the chamber? Will Neville be able to uncover its location and enter |
1:21.6 | it without the use of Par tongue will Hagrid still be framed |
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