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🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:13.5 | What if Neville Longbobham was the chosen one |
0:17.7 | instead of Harry Potter? |
0:19.8 | Hey brother, last week we began our journey down one of the most requested what ifs in the entire |
0:26.4 | Wizarding world. What if Voldemort had internalized the prophecy just a little bit |
0:32.3 | differently and decided that Neville was his true enemy |
0:36.7 | instead of Harry. Last week we covered a lot of the groundwork for this theory but as a |
0:41.5 | brief reminder Neville's lead up to the journey to |
0:44.1 | Hogwarts is quite different from Harry's because in this version of events |
0:48.4 | Baltimore actually follows his own Creed of pure blood superiority he selects Neville instead of Harry. |
0:54.8 | Because of course Neville is a pure blood, while Harry is a half blood. |
0:58.1 | And just like the Potter's, the long bottoms were protected by the Fidelityish charm, but unlike |
1:02.4 | the Potter's, they selected Dumbledore as their |
1:05.2 | secret keeper and since there was no way he was giving them up, they have been able to remain |
1:10.3 | safe the entire entire time. |
1:12.6 | Which is great for Neville and his family safety-wise, but it also means Neville has been horribly |
1:18.2 | isolated from the rest of the world for his entire life. |
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