Did Dolores Umbridge have an undercover secret agent?

Hey, brother!

Munn hyphen,

um,

Fletcher, emphasis on the hyphen dung?

What an odd bird, right?

I mean, he's got dung right there in his name.

He's hardly at the center of the narrative,

but that doesn't mean his presence isn't kind of unique

relative to the greater story.

Because the Wizarding World does occasionally paint with broad strokes.

If you're a Gryffindor, you're pretty much a good guy, say for Peter who obviously

sucks, or Cormack, kinda.

I like my chances.

Yeah, well, I don't.

Meanwhile, if you're a Slytherin, you're not just digging that pure blood mania, but you're also like pug-faced or look like a toad. You know, there's just this kind of gleam to the good guys, well, even in the rare occasions when the bad guys are described as pretty, it comes with a catch. His mother was blonde too, tall and slim. She would have been nice looking if she hadn't been wearing a look that suggested there was a nasty smell under her nose.

Harry actually whips back to this one later when he's in a spat with Draco. You know, your mother, Malfoy, that expression she's got like she's got dung under her nose. I bring it up because of the quality usage of the word dung and how it may brilliantly illustrate my point. And as the host of the show, I'm allowed to do that whenever I want. Except when I forget really important points, then you guys all bring it up in the comments, then I'm like, oh crap, how do they forget that? Mundungis is almost the black sheep of the Order of the Phoenix, which seems to otherwise be comprised of mostly Gryffindorce, Tonks, who's a Hufflepuff and Kingsley who's never declared. But I'm here to say I think Polly Si, undeclared, it's a college joke. For clarity, Mundungus is also undeclared, but amongst the good guys, he absolutely has the least clear moral compass. Can I open a madoy, fellow, he's proof? If anything, under nearly every circumstance, it seems like he doesn't want to be there

at all.

At best he agrees with Sirius and is only really grounded or involved in the first place

because of Dumbledore.

But then there is one other character that Mundungus is associated with, not in a formal

sense, but in on-page capacity, Dolores Jane Umbridge.

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