Harry Potter: Umbridge Is ACTUALLY A Poltergeist
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J and Ben Carlin
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🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Is Umbridge a poltergeist? |
| 0:02.0 | Hey, brother! |
| 0:04.0 | Umbridge, am I right? |
| 0:05.0 | Just the name alone is enough to send a shiver down my spine and cause a prickling on the back of my hand. |
| 0:10.0 | And for good reason, her brand of evil is all too familiar. |
| 0:13.0 | It's not like Dark Lord stuff, ignoring laws, committing crimes, acting for the greater good. |
| 0:19.0 | No, no, no. This time it's the person inside the system, using, or when needed, creating guardrails to enforce her will and maintain control. And of course I say she operates within the system, but we also know that she's willing to not only bend, but also break some rules to accomplish her goals. But I mean, like who's really hurt by like a rogue Dementor attack, some |
| 0:37.9 | light torturing, unauthorized truth serum, interrogation and also some less light torturing? |
| 0:43.8 | Cornelius doesn't know, won't hurt him. Yeah, I'm not so sure Cornelius is the one we were |
| 0:50.4 | ever worried you were going to hurt. |
| 1:03.0 | But the odd thing about Umbridge and the part that I almost think breaks down the walls of plausibility behind her character have less to do with her willingness to hurt minors. |
| 1:08.0 | And instead it's the fact that she is never truly and honestly like |
| 1:13.0 | Evil. Nope, sorry I take that back. She is completely evil, but through the lens of the story, she's almost a third party altogether |
| 1:20.8 | She obviously isn't aligned with Harry Dumbledore's army or the Order of the Phoenix |
| 1:25.1 | But she's also not a death eater or part of Voldemort's regime at all. At least not formally. |
| 1:32.3 | You're lying. |
| 1:34.3 | So then what's guiding her? Because while it seems like it's Fudge for a decent portion of the series, |
| 1:39.3 | we do, quite fortunately, ultimately see him get houseded. |
| 1:43.3 | But then fast forward a bit and we see that despite Fudge's absence and Umbridge's own failure |
| 1:48.8 | as the Hoggworts High Inquisitor, her position within the ministry remains quite steadfast |
| 1:53.5 | through Deathly Hallows and under pious, thickness. |
| 1:58.0 | How thick could you get? |
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