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Harry Potter: Umbridge Is ACTUALLY A Poltergeist

Super Carlin Brothers

J and Ben Carlin

Tv & Film, Entertainment News, News

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/SUPER This episode is sponsored by Shopify - Go to http://shopify.com/SCB to sign up for your $1-per-month trial period. Today Ben dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to determine if Dolores Jane Umbridge was actually a poltergeist.  The literal manifestation of the Ministry’s fear and desire for control.  Is it any coincidence that FILCH is her greatest ally and Peeves her greatest foe at Hogwarts? 🦆☕ Ducks go in cups. Submit your own duck-in-a-cup video right here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1IWgf1dl2EkFnkg9K130FbZ-205Bl38Li?usp=drive_link  (Please read the rules first) #SuperCarlinBrothers #HarryPotter Written by: J & Ben Carlin Edited by: Ethan Edghill

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0:00.0

Is Umbridge a poltergeist?

0:02.0

Hey, brother!

0:04.0

Umbridge, am I right?

0:05.0

Just the name alone is enough to send a shiver down my spine and cause a prickling on the back of my hand.

0:10.0

And for good reason, her brand of evil is all too familiar.

0:13.0

It's not like Dark Lord stuff, ignoring laws, committing crimes, acting for the greater good.

0:19.0

No, no, no. This time it's the person inside the system, using, or when needed, creating guardrails to enforce her will and maintain control. And of course I say she operates within the system, but we also know that she's willing to not only bend, but also break some rules to accomplish her goals. But I mean, like who's really hurt by like a rogue Dementor attack, some

0:37.9

light torturing, unauthorized truth serum, interrogation and also some less light torturing?

0:43.8

Cornelius doesn't know, won't hurt him. Yeah, I'm not so sure Cornelius is the one we were

0:50.4

ever worried you were going to hurt.

1:03.0

But the odd thing about Umbridge and the part that I almost think breaks down the walls of plausibility behind her character have less to do with her willingness to hurt minors.

1:08.0

And instead it's the fact that she is never truly and honestly like

1:13.0

Evil. Nope, sorry I take that back. She is completely evil, but through the lens of the story, she's almost a third party altogether

1:20.8

She obviously isn't aligned with Harry Dumbledore's army or the Order of the Phoenix

1:25.1

But she's also not a death eater or part of Voldemort's regime at all. At least not formally.

1:32.3

You're lying.

1:34.3

So then what's guiding her? Because while it seems like it's Fudge for a decent portion of the series,

1:39.3

we do, quite fortunately, ultimately see him get houseded.

1:43.3

But then fast forward a bit and we see that despite Fudge's absence and Umbridge's own failure

1:48.8

as the Hoggworts High Inquisitor, her position within the ministry remains quite steadfast

1:53.5

through Deathly Hallows and under pious, thickness.

1:58.0

How thick could you get?

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