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Hey brother, guys, let's face it.

Petronises are awesome,

and one of the things I love to do in Harry Potter

is try and guess what different characters patronuses might be?

I don't want to brag or anything, but my patronis is the Scottish Terrier, mightiest patronis of

them all?

Cower in fear all ye who face the wrath of my god, walk out of me so good, I love my mom, take him home, cuddle with it.

Anyway, speaking of ferocious, one character's patronist we never get to see in action is Voldemort.

And yes, I know what you're thinking.

Isn't Voldemort too evil to make a patronus?

To which I would say, umbrage made a patronus, so I'm not sure there is such a thing as too evil to make a patronus.

But yeah, no good point, I also don't think he can make one.

His soul has just been ripped into too many pieces and a patronis is such a powerful force of

positivity that it just doesn't seem like the kind of thing he would still be able to do and

JK Rolling has even said in an interview before.

Because the patronis is used against things that death eaters generally generate

or fight alongside, they would not need patronises.

But hey, just because he can't do it doesn't mean I'm not curious as to what it might be if he could do it. Like what would Tom Riddle's patronists have been, you know, before he started making all the horcruxes.

And great news, guys, I think we have come to a very satisfying answer

as to what Voldemort's patronis would have been.

And no, it's not a snake. Guys before we dive on into today's theory we need to give a huge

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