Hey brother! Ben, do you know what has always bothered me about the Kainite bus is that mostly it don't make no sense?

For example, if it is capable of just like teleporting to a location to pick somebody up, then why is it even bothering driving around at all?

Like what kind of nonsense Baltimore logic is this?

Ah, the dark mark burns!

We've got Potter at last!

I could be there in an instant!

Oh, there really is a nice summer breeze outside.

Perhaps I shall fly.

A power that only are in the dark lobes.

Oh, he got away?

Flobberworms.

And I know, I know we harp on this a lot.

Like, why does Baltimore fly when he lives in a world

where he can teleport?

But let me just say, it is not our fall. We consistently

come up with good points about fictional travel solutions. Either way getting

back to the night bus everyone seems to agree that it's a pretty uncomfortable

ride anyway and it goes so fast the book

even describes things having to jump out of its way like barns and light posts and

stuff which by the way is its own can of worms.

But you see my point, I mean the Canite Bus just has no business driving anywhere at these high

speeds when it can just teleport anyway.

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