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🗓️ 18 May 2021
⏱️ 16 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today's video is brought to you by Hello Tushy.com. |
0:03.4 | Hey brother! |
0:04.4 | Ben, today I want to talk about Dumbledore, |
0:07.1 | the guy with all the answers, the guy who is maybe |
0:10.7 | pulling all of the strings. |
0:12.3 | It's kind of hard to tell because throughout the series |
0:14.3 | Dumbledore is almost comically never giving Harry all of the answers. Why tell you what to do |
0:20.2 | where I could just let you fumble about in the dark and maybe stumble into the answer. |
0:24.4 | Don't go down the third corridor. |
0:26.0 | Harry do go down the third corridor. |
0:28.0 | There's a three-headed dog and a trapdoor and a deadly plant in flying keys and |
0:31.4 | kill a chest set setting a troll. |
0:33.0 | And also potions, but let's face it, they're never going to put that in the movie |
0:35.8 | out of logic problem, but it just leaves us all on the sideline like, |
0:39.0 | Dumpodork, can you just tell them what to do and where to go and then him and Baltimore to destin to duke it out in the end because he's the chosen one. |
0:45.2 | No, let's wait the full seven years and then cryptically leave him a sword and a ball and see what he makes of it. |
0:50.8 | Oh wait, I'm sorry, can he not actually have the sword? |
0:53.2 | No he can't and did Dumbledore know that he did. Okay so just just give him the ball? |
0:57.6 | Oh this will be fun. Oh the ball has a riddle on it. Oh and the answer |
1:00.8 | die cool. So yeah all he really leaves Harry with is the snitch, |
1:05.4 | and a bunch of other conversations along the way. |
1:07.6 | During which he had plenty of opportunities |
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