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Hey brother!

Oh man, you guys, there are few things in the Wizarding World

that I have coveted more than my own broomstick.

I mean, I own a broomstick.

I have to use it like several times a day because we have twins and the amount of food on the floor is outrageous. But mine doesn't fly. But it's such a cool thing the Wizarding world was able to take such a mundane everyday household object and turn it into like what looks like somehow a sports car?

The new numbers 2000 is the fastest model yet.

I mean it's just a stick with smaller sticks coming off the end and yet it

undeniable looks as fast as a motorcycle or a carbon fiber Santa Cruz full of

carbon V-10 down-hulling mountain bike machine in Slate Gray. That last one was against my wife was watching.

Point is,

broomsticks are awesome

and like when Harry got his 12 year old meat was genuinely green with envy.

Which like, hey, can we talk about that for a sec?

Because we all get in a huff after Alucious buys the entire Slytherin team

racing rooms in the second year. And yeah, I get it. The game is like

fundamentally flawed by way of, well, like the

scoring works not the least of which is why Crumb caught the snitch

early at the World Cup.

Like come on man some quitted matches last days you gave up this early

into the match how little faith do you have in your teammates?

But another huge unfair thing is that not all broomsticks are made the same.

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