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It doesn't even look like you fixed it.

I was just waiting for you to say something.

He was just pitching it.

Well, because I tried to fix it while I was standing for like several minutes.

And I was like, yeah, maybe the way you're doing it is different because I was just like smooch it down.

You were so patient.

I was just like, all right. Patience is a virtue,

you know. It was believable to me that it was taking that long because I already tried

this task with no success. None whatsoever. Because it's theories out of a hat.

Hey, brother and welcome everyone to another edition of Theories Out of A Hat, where Ben and I draw bad theories out of this here hat

submitted by you guys and then we have to defend them. Make them make sense on the fly.

Yeah, for the record, we don't think these are good ideas, but the goal is to get as far as

we possibly can in making a compelling case for why it could happen. Exactly. So we don't know

what they're going to be ahead of time. We just have to respond and use our deep lore, what we

spent most of our adult lives learning, like good, mature, adult men, and give you this video.

Yeah.

Well, we're waiting.

Hey.

Yeah.

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