Apparently people got like really upset last time that we didn't have like the the sorting hat. Oh, though we didn't put, though we didn't get the names from a hat from the sorting hat. They were like guys, there was such an obvious like you know thing to use. So I am like attempting. Yeah. Well I see what you've done. Like I mean you listen to the feedback and like what we so got here's our solution we put to we put we put we figured it out

and we put the hat the dumbledore hat in the sorting hat yeah so now we're okay so problem

solved right now if we can just get it to sit i mean like beautifully like the sorting hat is

meant to be the other you know like this is how hats work right i mean All right. I mean, it's like you, we got it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Smush! They didn't work you. Whatever. Oh. That's nice. It's like a cortocopia. Oh. Oh. Like the Hunger Games. Like the Lion King.

Hey, brother! And welcome everyone to another edition of theories from a hat,

where you guys, our quizmasters over on Patreon,

have submitted random nonsense theories

that have no business existing at all.

Ben and I must draw them out of the hat at random

and then try and make them real as best we can.

So the best of our ability.

Yeah, so no notes, no books, no looking at them in advance or anything.

We pull the theory and then just off the top of the old dome, we see what we can do.

All right.

Are you ready?

Let's go.

Hey, brother!

Hold on, hold on, before we start, listen to this noise.

That's all I have. You should do that in public.

I will. You're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it.

Okay, here we go. Theory number one.

Ooh, oops. I ripped it. That's a good start.

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