Yeah, that's how you know you've made it as like a as like an entertainer of sorts.

Right.

The puns just, they ooze out of you like molten peanut butter and

Oh.

And a peanut butter lava cake.

I imagine they come out of your fingertips, you know, so you know what that nice like

Like a ripple effect?

Yeah, You know?

Maybe like a hound's tooth pattern on the cake that you're decorating with liquid molten peanut butter. Yeah, there's not enough powers like that in Harry Potter where it's like, oh, here's a spouselter shit peanut butter out of your fingers. It's like, good. Good, good, good, good. Good. Yeah. Do you think that like if you were like preparing your child for school in the morning you would have it so mastered that it's just like one finger and you'd like put the piece of bread

down and you're like, I think so.

Boom.

Hey brother and welcome everyone to another edition of Jay versus Ben where today we are talking

wizard snow cones, wizard pops popsicles wizard pool parties and the

school break from hoggworth because it is the summer break quiz do you think wizards can swim no

not really i mean harry did it in that one challenge but he didn't even take his robes off to which i'm

like bro the drag on that is ridiculous oh i thought you meant in the in the bathtub with Myrtle where he's like swimming a few laps. That's right. He did a few laps. Yeah, it's like, why? You told me the Dersley's paid for a swim lessons for Harry Potter. I don't think so. Well, the only thing I could think here is that like maybe like Dudley couldn't do it. And so they had Harry go in in his stead so that then at the end they could just present the certificate to Dudley. But Harry did all the work. You could see it. I could see it happening. And maybe Harry would drown in the meantime or something. Oh, yeah. But of course he has magic. Yeah, so of course he didn't.

He's got like invisible water wings or something.

Maybe they just like innately have, you know, like freestyle built into them.

Oh, oh, like different, like, you know, just it's born into it.

All British wizards are born with the built in knowledge of the American crawl, okay?

Is that what the swim?

That is the initial name for what we call freestyle now.

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