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🗓️ 4 April 2019
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00.0 | We are here to tell you about the story must be told, and that's a man screaming. |
0:07.0 | The story must be told is a hot load of absurdist nightmares, fiction style, and we dip our congregation in its juice every loving Tuesday. |
0:17.0 | Suburban horror, weirdo, sci-fi, laughs and queasy, queasy groans. |
0:22.6 | All right, so about the guy screaming, here's a secret. |
0:26.6 | He loves it. |
0:28.6 | Yeah, he's fucking all about it, Yom Yom Yom. |
0:31.6 | Because that's what the story has written for him. |
0:35.6 | The story must be told. |
0:39.3 | We're your life forever now. |
1:05.3 | Every Tuesday on the last podcast network. Hello, everybody and welcome. I am your muggle as fuck. |
1:07.2 | Wizard, holden, McNeely. |
1:07.9 | Actually, wait. |
1:08.7 | Yeah, yeah, no, I am. |
1:10.2 | I'm half-blood. |
1:15.3 | And it's my, your, your precious, sly, elfie, slive bruise. |
1:19.1 | Oh, no, Jake, is it? It's a house elf, Jake? |
1:21.1 | Can I massage your bunions, sir? |
1:23.5 | Don't give him a sock. Don't let him live. |
1:26.6 | I just want to get close to the feet. |
1:31.0 | It's so nice to be with friends. |
1:33.4 | Oh, Dobby! |
1:41.5 | And also, again, returning for part two of our episode on Harry Potter, we've got Jackie. |
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