Harry Potter: J vs Ben: The Impossible Hermione Granger Quiz
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J and Ben Carlin
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🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:08.6 | slash super. Do you ever think that Hermione wanted to be like, like, Hermione Jean, danger? |
| 0:18.2 | Oh, that's Hermione danger. |
| 0:22.1 | Danger. |
| 0:23.1 | Danger. |
| 0:23.7 | It feels like if like in the future there was like a second like dark magic revolution |
| 0:29.6 | that she'd have like a wanted poster and it would say like wanted, |
| 0:33.1 | dead or alive. |
| 0:34.5 | Hermione danger. |
| 0:35.6 | Granger danger. |
| 0:36.6 | Granger danger. Granger danger. |
| 0:37.9 | That's like, look out. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, she'd have a good, like, she'd have a good wanted. |
| 0:41.4 | Right, like, Hermione takes like a real dark turn. What do you think? Like, you know. She's just like, I'm so fed up with all of this. Y'all are all so dumb and I'm so smart. It's like, I'm just taking over. I've been giving you all my all for so long. |
| 0:53.5 | I'm trying to set this good example |
| 0:55.8 | for what it's like to be a proper witch. Right. Exactly. And, and you know what? If not, |
| 1:02.9 | anarchy. Anarchy. I guess. Get ready for Hermione. Danger. Hey, brother and welcome everyone to another exciting edition of Jay versus Them. |
| 1:12.6 | Where today we're taking on the ultimate Hermione Granger Danger Quiz. |
| 1:16.6 | This is gonna be an interesting one because Hermione is so smart and she reads so many like weird off the table books. |
| 1:24.6 | Oh, you're right. |
| 1:25.6 | It's gonna be like, what book did Hermione read |
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