Okay, so the premise here is basically that like the, it, it, these questions are so hard that you almost couldn't answer them without the book.

And the real challenge is whether or not you can use the book to answer the questions quickly.

Right.

That lights not all right.

Ah.

Hey, brother.

And welcome everyone to what promises to be the hardest open book, Prisoner of Asgaban quiz on the internet.

Yeah, basically we went, we went like as difficult as we could possibly go.

Because we've been known throughout the years to throw around the internet's most challenging.

The internet's hardest.

Right.

The ultimate.

The ultimate. We've used these words, but now we are putting ourselves to the test of all tests. And we are being asked questions that can only be answered with the aid of our trusty books. And we only have 30 seconds to answer them. That's the real trick of it.

It is. Yes. I have not performed well in this leg of the decathlon of quizzes 2025.

I mean, I think I've done, I'm not feeling great about how I've done either.

Sure.

Yeah, it is hard.

And you know what?

What's trickier here is that this book is longer than Chamber of Secrets. So it is, there are more pages upon which to find answers. Right. Yeah. So it's like before, if you even knew like the chapter that you were in, it was like, okay, I can like start to like, I can zero in a little bit. Yeah. No problem. It's like There's really only like, what, like eight pages? Yeah. No problem. Yeah. No longer the case. Not the case. Now, we still only have 30 seconds. It may be for a goblet, we'll crank it up some more. We might need a full minute. We might need a full minute at that point because then we're getting really long-winded here. that's exactly it. So without any further ado, let's roll that in.

Hey, brother! In case you guys are new to the J versus Ben format, this is how it is going to work.

Kangaroo Cat is behind the camera. She's waving. We can see her. However, you cannot. She is going to be reading us today's 15 questions all submitted by our quiz masters over on Patreon.

Ben and I will have to answer all the questions from memory or by finding the answers in the book.

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