Harry Potter: Every Character We Hate More Than Voldemort, Ranked

Super Carlin Brothers

J and Ben Carlin

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4.8 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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This episode of Super Carlin Brothers is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/super to get 10% off your first month. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/supercarlin. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! Today J dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to explore how the story might have changed if Dumbledore had never put on the Ring that cursed him to die a year later. Would Snape have committed to the unbreakable vow without prior instructions to kill Dumbledore anyway? Does Dumbledore survive Half-Blood Prince? And what happens to Draco? Take viewer survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/D3DZ9JT #supercarlinbrothers #WhatIf #HarryPotter Edited by :: Riley Murtagh

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0:00.0	This show is sponsored by Better Help Therapy online.
0:02.4	Being Happy is Great. Moments of Joy are great,
0:05.1	but being Whole and Complete is the real life goal.
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0:09.3	and get on your journey to finding wholeness.
0:12.0	Before we even begin, I'm Bridges the last person on this list because she is the worst I stand by it.
0:17.0	Hey brother! Okay guys, let's talk Voldemort, the biggest, baddest, baldest, nozeless villain of the Harry Potter series.
0:26.0	There could be no doubt that he is the actual worst.
0:29.7	I mean, after all, he, like, you know, killed his own entire family and Harry's parents he actively
0:35.1	seeks out dark magic starts two different wars overthrows an entire government
0:40.4	and corrupts the minds of multiple generations worth of wizards.
0:44.4	He really sucks.
0:45.4	Not to mention, and I'm not sure why we don't more often, his off-page kill numbers,
0:50.3	which must literally be in the thousands.
0:53.0	And this is just given for the number of inferior
0:56.0	that are living inside of the cave,
0:58.0	which literally nobody even knows exists
1:01.0	to protect the horkrucks that nobody even knows exists to protect the horcrocks that nobody even knows exists.
1:05.0	Which is honestly just like one of those realizations that makes this entire scene like way, way, way worse.
1:10.0	Plus, on top of that, I'm pretty sure he never even clips his toenails.
1:15.0	Ew! His evilness is really just on the whole completely unrivaled and yet
1:20.0	somehow he's not even the character that I'm the most like mad at or frustrated with
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