4.8 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2021
⏱️ 13 minutes
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0:00.0 | This show is sponsored by Better Help Online Therapy. |
0:02.6 | You matter, you do, and you are awesome. |
0:05.1 | Don't find us on this one. |
0:06.1 | Ask your friends. |
0:06.9 | Visit better.com slash super and take care of number one. |
0:10.6 | Hey brother! |
0:11.7 | Look as we all know, Dumbledore is a big old liar, liar, plants for hire. |
0:16.0 | Sox in the mirror of Eris said, indeed. |
0:19.0 | I mean, come on, Dumbledore, you're trying to win the trust and respect of this boy niega with socks. |
0:23.4 | I guess to be fair that was a very personal question and it was their first conversation |
0:28.1 | ever. |
0:29.1 | Plus Dobby loves socks, so who knows maybe there's something to it. |
0:30.6 | Dumbledore's real talent for lying though lies with a good old-fashioned lie of omission. |
0:35.8 | Because like, I'm sorry, even if or when we find out the credence is not actually related |
0:40.0 | to Dumbledore, it still feels like the kind of thing that |
0:43.0 | Dumbledore should have brought up at King's Cross, |
0:46.0 | you know and he's like coming clean to Harry |
0:48.2 | about his entire family history. |
0:50.1 | And that was basically their last conversation ever, so no excuses this time. |
0:54.4 | As such though, it should come as no surprise to anyone that we have uncovered yet another of |
0:59.7 | Dumbledore's secrets, which he conceals from Harry for absolutely no reason even though it could have brought him |
1:06.4 | tremendous comfort. I speak of course of the undeniable fact that Dumbledore himself was a tri-wizzard champion. |
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