Today's episode is sponsored by Warframes. Name number one by wirecutter. Warframes are an absolute staple in our homes, and you can get $25 off their carver mat frame at Warframs.com slash SCB. Hey, Jay. Yeah. Have you ever considered just going full monocle? Just like Madame Bones? Just being like, oh, yes indeed. Oh, yeah, let me set my monocle and close one eye at all times.

I suppose the, the, the, the,

suppose.

Ha, ha, ha.

Sorry.

But I say it wrong, or?

We're going to have to see that in an instant replay.

Okay.

I suppose the. I suppose the real point of a monocle

is if you need like a single, it's like having a magnifying glass, you know, like, oh,

I feel it. Well, well, I think. Like a, like a siphocal. Right. Yeah. Like I don't like a,

I don't always need these glasses on, but every now and then, I got something up close to my face and I want to, yeah, just like that. It does seem like an odd one, unless it's maybe to do, you know how like not everybody's like eye prescriptions are the same, so maybe it's like, I got one perfect eye and one eye that needs monocle powers.

Hmm. But you could have different, yeah, but you could have different prescriptions in each lens. How do the glasses work that like clip onto your nose that don't have like the side bits? Oh, that's the matrix. That's, oh. Yeah, it just holds them in place. What about Teddy Roosevelt? What about Teddy Roosevelt? Yeah. So I feel like the movie we're all really like vying for is Night at the Museum meets the Matrix.

Yes. Yeah. Same universe. Exactly. Yeah. Why do you think he's like, no, he's not the small one, is he? No, he's just like the big guy on the horse. Teddy Roosevelt? Yeah. Robb Williams, yeah, yeah, yeah. Robin Williams. Yeah, he's made of wax. Made a wax. Is that one Wilson, we lad? Yeah. Rob Williams, yeah, yeah. Robin Williams.

Yeah, he's made a wax.

Made a wax. Is Owen Wilson, Wheelad? Yeah. Oh, no, Wilson, Elad. Oh, Wilson is Vlad. Oh, as like, Robin Williams, as Teddy Roosevelt, as a wax figure in the museum. That's clearly, he's in a chair somewhere and he's like, I know wax figure. do you think that like if in humanoid form, not in the museum, if somebody pulled out a hair dryer and just pointed it directly at him, he would melt? I mean, look, he could obviously dodge it in bullet time and it wouldn't be a problem. Oh, I see because of the matrix point. Yes. Okay. Now we've made it. If you try to go to the wax museum with a hair dryer, they don't let you. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Like, what are you going to do with that? Nothing. I have no plans. Cool myself off, obviously. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You've heard of people, people have mini fans, right? I have a mini hair dryer. I like to be hot. I run cool, okay? I run cool. Hey, brother and welcome everyone to the internet's most difficult marauders quiz where hopefully we can find our way without the map. Oh, I see what you did there. Did you prepare for that intro? Like 10 seconds ago, I was like, what can I do for Marauders? What do they have? A map! A map! Yeah. Okay. Well, very exciting. I can't wait until the question that's like, what do each of the various marauders insult Snape with? I know. It's coming our way, isn't it? There's no way. There's not a question about that. There's just no way. Simply not. Yeah, simply. All right, without any further ado, let's stop.

Hey, brother! In case you guys are new to the J versus Ben format, this is how it is going to work.

Heath Answers is on the other end of the camera. He's waving. We can see him. However, you cannot. He is going to be reading us today's 15 questions all submitted by our Quizmasters over on Patreon. Ben and I, as usual, have to answer all the questions completely from memory, unless we both agree that we have no idea. And we'll tweak in the solemnly swear we are up to no good and get the multiple choice.

It feels like cheating sometimes, but then also we sometimes get it wrong, in which case

it's not cheating.

Exactly.

Exactly.

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