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The Book Pile

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire raises the crucial question -- does Voldemort ever get embarrassed that he’s constantly beaten by a literal child? Like, imagine you had a reputation for being good at your job, and yet you keep getting beaten by an eighth-grader. You would be humiliated. Also, Kellen hates Ron Weasley, and Dave gets mushy. * To buy the book, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, or listen to it free on Audible AND support the podcast, click here! https://amzn.to/459FCS2 * T...

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0:00.0

Hey everyone. Whenever you see someone cool, do you ever think, I bet they have parents. Well, boy,

0:04.9

are you in for a surprise? Today's book is Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. I'm Kellanerskin. I'm a comic,

0:11.5

and as a father reading this book to my eight-year-old boy, I forgot how dark it gets. So he currently

0:19.1

thinks that Cedric Diggery is now studying abroad.

0:24.4

And I'm David Vance.

0:25.8

As a big fan of goblets and fire, I was so glad they did a collab.

0:34.3

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is a 4,000-page Russian novel about cannibalism.

0:39.0

It won the Newberry Medal.

0:40.6

And this is the book pile.

0:43.6

So a quick reminder to please rate and review the book pile.

0:46.2

We super appreciate it.

0:47.6

Podhost 1 says, I have five podcasts I listen to you that come out on Monday,

0:52.9

and I always listen to the book pile first.

0:55.8

Oh, thank you.

0:56.4

Again, you and I tend to take compliments in the worst way possible, because even though he says,

1:01.7

it's the first one I listen to on Monday, I keep thinking, but like, which is your best day

1:07.5

of the week for podcasts?

1:10.8

I think you may have a problem.

1:16.8

Can someone just leave a review where they say, Kellan, I love you?

1:22.2

I would be like, yeah, but I mean, why did they have to put a comma in there?

1:28.3

That seems hesitant.

1:34.2

So please rate and review.

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