Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Mostly Nitpicking

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Magical He, indeed. This week, Nando and DJ tackle movie two in their Wizarding World-athon, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. They nitpick the security, spiders, and plumbing of Hogwarts and take a loving gaze at Nando's favorite character in this entire series.

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0:00.0	What's going on?
0:13.3	And I'm D.J.
0:14.9	And this is mostly nitpicking, a podcast where me and D.J.
0:19.2	Pick a part of pop culture thing by looking exclusively
0:21.8	at the details.
0:23.1	We are entering part two, week two of our Harry Potter Nick Pickathon.
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:29.7	Which will not be a continuous thing because eventually we will we will pause it to do other
0:33.9	movies that come out about big black monsters with giant teeth. Yeah, I think our next one is The Predator, which will be the weekend of September 14th. And then the one after that, I'm pretty sure, is Venom, which will be the weekend of October 5th, I think. Yes, you're correct. Which we just learned Eminem is writing a song for. Hooray! Yeah. Now I'm on board. Yeah, right. It'd be great if he, like, dumbed down all his lyrics to fit Tom Hardy's dumb Eddie Brock version. Mm-hmm. Oh, that'd be great. The boss is bad. He's doing bad things. Like, if... Same way I always wanted... I forget who it was supposed to be.
1:11.7	Oh, boy, we'll talk about Harry Potter in a second.
1:13.8	There was a, there was some movie a while ago about a bad rapper, I guess, or something.
1:20.7	Okay.
1:21.0	No, it was, I wanted, I really desperately wanted Kendrick Lamar to write a rap song for Ulysses Claw that stinks.
1:31.8	Just like, let's have the best rapper in the world right now, in my opinion, write the worst
1:37.2	song as a joke to see how it is.
1:39.4	That would be funny.
1:39.9	He also did the Black Panther soundtrack.
1:41.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:42.0	I know.
1:42.4	Like, I think more rappers should, should, like, do that. I don't know. You know, there's probably not a ton of opportunities, but I just find that so funny. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah. So besides those two weeks, we're going to be doing a Harry Potter movie in order. I mean, not, I guess not in, like, chronological order, because, I mean, we'd have to start with Fantastic Beasts. but in order of release. Yeah. Yeah, until...
1:44.5	Until... like chronological order because I mean we'd have to start with fantastic beasts but in
2:01.0	in order of release yeah yeah until until fantastic crimes of rindlewald comes out which
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