One of my favorite auction items, the custom burger at Little Woody's. Where are we at? Four hundred and ten bucks. Oh, yes. Yes, four hundred to ten bucks. Who is this? This is anonymous. That's why I'm a little suspicious. That's even worse. It might be the Daily Miggs Morning Show. You never know who's coming in on this one. Could be Ryan Castle coming in. That doesn't want to get bad mouth. But either way, that's little Woody's Burger,

one of the many great auction items that are available at KISW.com to benefit smash today as we

celebrate Seattle Rock Day. More so than anything, guys, we need your money. If you could please

donate, whatever we got. Five bucks, ten bucks for $20. That helps cover a hearing screening for Seattle local musicians. Also, dental care is on here, mental health care. All of it. All of this stuff is included, and they do an amazing job. So let's try to hit that goal. The goal is $30,000. Right. I think we can get there by the end of the show.

It can be done. And I know you were talking about earlier. I missed it. Like, right, you're talking about

the least, just, it's a grind for these guys. Yeah. And even some of the older guys, like, their bands, like, were big, but they don't, they didn't make a time. They're not Pearl Jam. Yeah, right.

You know, they're not Nirvana.

Well, we don't know that Mike McCready has all of this.

He might need it.

I mean, look, I didn't really get to talk to him today.

And like I said, Castle fired him.

You know, but the truth is, and if They're not Nirvana. Well, we don't know that Mike McCready has all of this. He might need it. I mean, look, I didn't really get to talk to him today.

And like I said, Castle fired him.

You know, but the truth is, and if you're in a band, you know this, right? So you're not the lead singer, but the equipment costs $8 million, right? All of your money goes to that. putting gas in your freaking van to go wherever you're going to go to play the show.

And then also, Ted, you made this point earlier, you know, presuming that you have a job somewhere, when you're in a band just between practices and having gigs, just the time you have to take off or try to, you know, drop your knees and pray that your balls will be kind enough. And the other thing is, when you do play these gigs, most of the places don't pay well. That's not a slight against the clubs, but they're not making a ton of money either. And the bands kind of get a pet. But health care. It's an expensive hobby. Health care is expensive no matter what field you are in. Right. Yeah. But, you know, musicians are at a disadvantage. Just based on the hours. We don't have to buy our own microphones to come in there. We don't have to buy our own transmitters to make them like all that's paid for. Please give whatever you can now. It's a KISW.com. All right. It's a Seattle Rock Day inspired Big Dummy. Steve, who is our next contestant, ready to play the big game? Hello, Harrison. Welcome to the Mendry. Hey, dummy. Hold on, Mitchell, Al-La. Oh, La. Harrison, are you sober or not sober?

Not. Hey, dummy. Hold on, bitch, all right.

Harrison, are you sober or not sober?

Not sober, signor.

Oh, good for you.

You already got one right.

All right.

All right, Harrison.

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