Harrison Marty Graham: The Cookie Monster Killer
Lil Stinkers
Mike Rainey
4.8 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
We got a big dog here. 6'4". Three hundo. And the IQ of a third grader. Stray dogs and crack addicted prostitutes in North Philly needed to stay clear of this guy. Rainey regales the boys with the Tale of The Cookie Monster Killer.
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| 0:00.0 | There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Welcome back to Little Stinkers, baby. |
| 0:26.2 | I'm Michael fucking Rainey here with my homeboy Caldon Gala. |
| 0:28.9 | What's that, Mike? |
| 0:29.6 | Good to see you, man. |
| 0:30.3 | You too. |
| 0:30.8 | Jacob Furman Matera. |
| 0:31.9 | Bing bong. |
| 0:32.9 | And wet and juicy Jamie. |
| 0:34.4 | Thank you very much for filling in for wet and juicy, Jeff. |
| 0:37.1 | Keeping things moist. Good to see you guys. Good to see you too. Man, I feel like we just parted ways. And we're back. Well, I'm part in your ways again. Oh, my God. Are my ways, my cheeks? They're actually his cheeks. No. But I'm using your penis. |
| 0:56.2 | All right, Jake. |
| 0:58.3 | I guess we are sharing a room tonight. |
| 1:04.0 | Jake, do you remember when we went away to California a couple years back? |
| 1:05.4 | I'll never forget it. I can't believe you didn't do this, but we had dared Jake. |
| 1:10.2 | So Jake and I shared a room, and John was in the room across the hall. Literally, like right across the hall. You could jump without touching the hallway from door to door. All Jake was asked to do was crawl naked from room to room. Not cry? I thought it was just walk naked. No, it was crawl, walk, quickly. whatever it was, it was supposed to be blurry and bigfoot-esque and you've absolutely bitched out. Okay. Would I have done it? Yes. Did I trust you guys to not close the fucking door as those crossing the hallway? No. So, you know, I made the right decision for me. Has that happened to you before in your life? Have you been trapped outside naked before? And this is like, you didn't want to relive a previous traumatic? No, I've seen it in movies. So, you know, monkey see, monkey do. We had never seen those movies. We were going to be honest. Yeah, we were going to be honest. Bigfoot enthusiasts. We would watch them with you later. |
| 2:01.9 | We'd get them on pay-per-view to reward you for doing that. We would gladly spend $27 on a naked hotel |
| 2:10.3 | crawling movie. Well, in that case, let's go back. Okay, cool, yes. Where was that? Pasadena. I liked |
| 2:16.1 | that place. I love Pasadena that was a yeah |
| 2:18.3 | and that little courtyard that hotel had |
| 2:20.0 | really beautiful yeah that was a good vibe |
| 2:21.9 | that was a nice that was a fucking nice hotel |
| 2:25.2 | yeah we were getting in the Uber last night |
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