Harpoon Man

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week The Lonely Island and Seth talk about the digital short Harpoon Man, plus they cover a ton of sketches from three different SNL episodes! Harpoon Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJodKiA2LJgBlizzard Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r3dBNDRugNational Anthem - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUT80JVy3v4Bossa Nova - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzf57tzXrO4(Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.)If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod. Vuori is offering 20% off your FIRST purchase. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at vuori.com/ISLAND. Not only will you receive 20% off your first purchase, but enjoy free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75 and free returns. Produced by Rabbit Grin ProductionsExecutive Producers Jeph Porter and Rob HolyszLead Producer Kevin MillerCreative Producer Samantha SkeltonCoordinating Producer Derek JohnsonCover Art by Olney AtwellMusic by Greg Chun and Brent AsburyEdit by Cheyenne Jones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Andy and I are drinking a little coffee.
0:02.0	Yorma is drinking out of an insanely large, irritatingly large.
0:05.6	It basically looks like a hot sauce.
0:07.2	I think it's bigger than a hot sauce.
0:08.2	It looks like a hot sauce, do you?
0:09.7	Yeah, it's full of ketchup.
0:11.0	He's just sucking ketchup out of a giant bottle.
0:13.0	Starbucks has a block on these. These are very popular guys.
0:16.2	Who drank the most? I know the answer is me, but who do you guys think drank the most coffee at
0:20.7	S&L? You.
0:21.7	Mm-hmm. Oh, of everybody there, you were the craziest? Of the four of it. the most
0:25.0	now.
0:28.0	now. Oh, of everybody there, you are the craziest of the four of us. Oh, yeah. Who do you think drinks the most now?
0:29.0	Still me? Is it really? How many cups a day?
0:31.0	Three probably.
0:32.0	Oh, I think I might have you beat. Oh really? Yeah I think I go four something like that. Really? I thought you quit. Me? Yeah. Yeah. Last time I saw you you wouldn't have any. I quit drinking. I didn't quit like coffee is actually I would say way harder to quit you wouldn't have any
0:45.4	coffee your yeah you told us you fully quit job I thought you were drinking
0:48.9	NCC's non-caffeinated coffees yeah you were off the job aren't. Aren't you the NCC guy? No, I'm on the job and I'm also like micro-dosing.
0:56.2	But wait, Yorm, are you denying that at any point you were off the job that you didn't come to
1:00.9	LA and refuse coffee with us and say sorry I'm trying to not drink that for my
1:04.5	you guys are conflating my non-alcohol I don't drink alcohol anymore this is insane you actually have
1:10.7	black spots in your brain that you don't even
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