Harpoon Man

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week The Lonely Island and Seth talk about the digital short Harpoon Man, plus they cover a ton of sketches from three different SNL episodes!

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0:00.0	Andy and I are drinking a little coffee.
0:02.0	Yorma is drinking out of an insanely large, irritatingly large.
0:05.6	It basically looks like a hot sauce.
0:07.2	I think it's bigger than a hot sauce.
0:08.2	It looks like a hot sauce, do you?
0:09.7	Yeah, it's full of ketchup.
0:11.0	He's just sucking ketchup out of a giant bottle.
0:13.0	Starbucks has a block on these. These are very popular guys.
0:16.2	Who drank the most? I know the answer is me, but who do you guys think drank the most coffee at
0:20.7	S&L? You.
0:21.7	Mm-hmm. Oh, of everybody there, you were the craziest? Of the four of it. the most
0:25.0	now.
0:28.0	now. Oh, of everybody there, you are the craziest of the four of us. Oh, yeah. Who do you think drinks the most now?
0:29.0	Still me? Is it really? How many cups a day?
0:31.0	Three probably.
0:32.0	Oh, I think I might have you beat. Oh really? Yeah I think I go four something like that. Really? I thought you quit. Me? Yeah. Yeah. Last time I saw you you wouldn't have any. I quit drinking. I didn't quit like coffee is actually I would say way harder to quit you wouldn't have any
0:45.4	coffee your yeah you told us you fully quit job I thought you were drinking
0:48.9	NCC's non-caffeinated coffees yeah you were off the job aren't. Aren't you the NCC guy? No, I'm on the job and I'm also like micro-dosing.
0:56.2	But wait, Yorm, are you denying that at any point you were off the job that you didn't come to
1:00.9	LA and refuse coffee with us and say sorry I'm trying to not drink that for my
1:04.5	you guys are conflating my non-alcohol I don't drink alcohol anymore this is insane you actually have
1:10.7	black spots in your brain that you don't even
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