Harper is not LOLing this week.

I called her to try to make her LOL and she didn't. I called her. I was like, hey, you're going to be on the pod? And she started crying. And I was like, oh, no. I think, personally, we need to get into everything that has been going on with Harper and just let everybody know the answers. Harper's not here. We can't do that. But that's why we should do it behind her back. I see.

So let's just go ahead and tell everybody what happened.

Guys, today is the day.

Our new slimes are coming out at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time, and it is our fall collection.

I'm so excited for this one because I personally love fall.

But I know some of you guys don't, so we have sunshine and smiles in case you don't care for fall. But I know so many guys don't, so we have

sunshine and smiles in case you don't care for fall. But either way, we have so many cool

slimes dropping for you guys today. So make sure to go to loslimes.com at 5 p.m. Central

Standard Time to get your slimes.

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to another episode.

Today is unlike any episode that we've ever done before, because, as you may notice,

Harper is not here.

War chair is empty.

Do you say Wampwomp?

No, I don't mean Womp Wamp Wamp.

No, I am sad.

This is the first episode we've ever done with Harper's Mike just unpaid. I mean, I want you guys to really think we are, I don't know the exact number. We're over 200. But, yeah, we're around 220 episodes into this podcast. We are over two years in, and we have never shot an episode without Harper. Never missed an upload date. We've uploaded every Wednesday, every Saturday. Never missed. Harper's always been there until today. Until today. Why are you smiling about it? I laugh in situations that are sad. I can't help it. Me and Casharad at funerals, we're laughing.

What the, no, that doesn't happen.

He does.

He pokes the body sometimes.

I've seen it.

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